We just had to post these. The instructions below were actually posted on real products. Take a look:
On a hair dryer: do not use while sleeping.
On a bar of soap: Use like regular soap.
On a frozen dinner: serving suggestion – defrost.
On a hotel – provided shower cap: fits one head.
On a tiramisu dessert: do not turn upside down. (This was printed on the bottom of the box.)
On a package of bread pudding: product will be hot after heating.
On children’s cough medicine: do not drive car or operate machinery.
On a sleep aid: warning – may cause drowsiness.
On a Korean kitchen knife: warning – keep out of children.
On a string of Christmas lights: for indoor or outdoor use only.
On a bag of peanuts: warning – contains nuts.
On an airline packet of nuts: open packet, eats nuts.
Have any others?
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